New Project Brew
This coffee is made of some of the biggest beans in the world. You have very tiny beans in your current coffee maker. Chicks notice that shit. Don't get caught with having tiny beans in your home.
Don't buy coffee from a company who hates you; like Starbucks, Intelligentsia, Black Rifle Cuck-fee...Get it? This coffee is better anyway. By drinking this coffee you agree to a Terms of Service that will be determined at a later date.
If you drink enough of this coffee, all of your wildest dreams will come true. Your hands will turn into diamonds. Your erections will last 12 hours or more. Beautiful women will ask you to explain Bitcoin to them.
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