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Big Big Beans
These coffee beans are fresh roasted and probably the biggest beans in the world. Easily the biggest beans you have ever seen, and they come to you whole, not grounded. You likely have very tiny beans in your current coffee maker, if you have any at all. Chicks notice that. Don’t get caught with having tiny, measly beans in your home. Get the biggest beans in the world.
This coffee is picked by people who are not allowed to wear shoes, and roasted by hand in the middle of the day, in the desert, when the sun as at its hottest. It improves the flavor.
Don’t buy coffee from a company who hates you. Starbucks, Intelligentsia, Black Rifle Coffee; they hate you. They hate your politics, they hate your kids, they hate your stupid haircut. Buy this coffee. Your haircut looks fantastic.